✳ Run entirely over text
Your social media,
handled.
We plan, write, design, and publish your posts almost entirely on our own. You just reply to a text now and then. The done-for-you calm of a $1,500/mo agency — without the agency.
No dashboard · No passwords · Cancel anytime
Actual engine output — on loop
№ 1 — The routine
Three steps. Then, mostly silence.
Tell us about your business
A quick text conversation — what you do, your vibe, who you serve. No forms, no onboarding calls.
We plan, write & design
Every week we draft your posts and make the graphics. You get a text to look them over.
You reply “yes”
Approve with a word and we publish on schedule. Too busy? Let us post on autopilot once you trust us.
№ 2 — The work
Real posts, spelled right.
Sometimes we design a graphic. Sometimes your own photo is already the post and the writing is the work. Every one of these — image and caption — came out of the same engine that would make yours.
Your photo, our wordsThree cortados, one table, zero laptops open. That's the goal. Our espresso is pulled on beans roasted twelve miles from here — which is why it tastes like something instead of just caffeine. Send this to the person you owe a coffee. #pasadenacoffee #oldtownpasadena #espressobar #coffeeshopsnearme
Your photo, our wordsThe corner table by the window is open. It won't be in twenty minutes. Rainy-day rules at our Pasadena coffee shop: french press, no rush, stay as long as your book lasts. Save this for the next grey afternoon. #pasadenacafe #rainydayreads #frenchpress #cozycoffeeshop
Photo + graphicHalf-price lattes this Friday. That's the whole post. Every latte, all day, 7am–4pm at our Old Town Pasadena shop. Oat milk included, no minimum, no catch. Send this to whoever you're dragging along. #pasadenacoffee #lattedeals #oldtownpasadena #coffeespecials
Photo + graphicPeonies are back, and they're only here for about three weeks. Our spring bouquet is cut and arranged the morning you order it, with local Pasadena delivery before noon. Save this so you don't miss the window. #pasadenaflorist #springbouquet #peonyseason #flowerdelivery
Pure graphic"The best ideas are brewed, not forced." Written on our chalkboard this morning by a regular who's been coming in since we opened. She's not wrong. Send this to someone who needs to slow down today. #pasadenacoffee #slowmornings #coffeeshopquotes #shoplocal
Pure graphicYour bouquet can last twice as long. Three things, none of them complicated. 1. Re-cut the stems at an angle every other day 2. Change the water — actually change it, don't top it up 3. Keep them off the counter next to the fruit bowl. Ripening fruit gives off ethylene and wilts flowers fast Save this for your next bunch. #pasadenaflorist #flowercare #bouquettips #freshflowers
On Growth & Pro
Film it. We’ll cut it.
Send a few 10-second clips from your phone and we cut them into a branded reel — your colors, your type, a hook in the first three seconds. Real footage, never AI video.
Every caption is written the way the platforms actually rank in 2026 — the hook inside the first 125 characters, plain search keywords early, and a reason to forward or save it. A DM share is worth several times a like for reaching new people.
№ 3 — The owners
Illustrative voices — real customer reviews will live here after launch
I run a coffee shop, not a marketing department. I text them what’s going on and my Instagram just… stays alive.
“It sounds like me. Clients actually message us about the posts now — and I haven’t touched Canva in months.”
Maya Osei
Owner, hair studio
“Posting used to be the thing I dreaded on Sundays. Now it’s a text I answer between clients. That’s it.”
Devon Price
Owner, barbershop
№ 4 — Questions
Asked, answered.
No. There’s no app and no dashboard — everything happens right in your text messages. If you can text a friend, you can use this.
Just say so. Text back “make it warmer” or “swap the photo” and we’ll redo it. Nothing goes out until you’re happy with it.
Never. You connect your accounts through a secure service, and we only ever get permission to post — not to see your login.
Ready to stop worrying about posting?
Pick a plan and we’ll take it from there — the rest happens in your messages.